Link Gets Pooped On. Seriously.

So, I was recording video for an article I am working on and stopped for a second to type something on my laptop next to me. When I was looking away from the TV, I suddenly heard a lot of beeping and was wondering what was going on. Was I being attack? Were the batteries dying in my Wiimote? Nope. To my amazement, a bird had taken a big ol’ crap on Links head. Not just a little crap, but a big coiled stinking pile of crap.

Behold the crapping of Links head.